ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've been "circling back" since March.
At this point you're space debris.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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