ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January.
It's been screaming quietly ever since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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