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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday.
Forty replies. Four mention you. None kindly.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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