ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your therapist said set boundaries.
You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m. to explain it for forty minutes.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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