ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "romanticised your life".
It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main character". The rent is still due, in a minor key.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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