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— Zack, unqualified
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- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
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- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
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