ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenthood is a long journey
from "mama" to "can you send money" to them choosing your care home.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
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- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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