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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Consistency is key.
You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only consistent thing about you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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