ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought the yoga mat.
The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible, more mindful and better liked.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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