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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
“I'm here for the right reasons.”
The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a fake tan.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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