ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Limited-time event. Will not return.
Neither will your Saturday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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