ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Romance isn't dead.
It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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