ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Good things come to those who wait.
You waited so long they went to someone who didn't.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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