ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You say you're "an old soul".
You're 21. The only old thing about you is your phone's battery health.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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