ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "been meaning to" for three years.
The thing you meant to do has since been invented, finished and replaced by AI.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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