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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your job title will outlive you.
It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a better salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
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- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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