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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "been meaning to" for three years.
The thing you meant to do has since been invented, finished and replaced by AI.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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