ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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