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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "my For You page knows me so well".
It knows you're awake and lonely at 2 a.m. That's not a gift. That's data.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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