ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dress for the job you want.
The job you have will see you in at nine, in a lanyard, until retirement or restructure. Bet on restructure.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
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- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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