ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You'll never get on the property ladder.
The only plot you'll ever own is two metres deep, and there's a waiting list.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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