ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Inside every older person is a younger person.
The younger person is furious about the knees.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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