ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You took it in 2016. You've been sitting down since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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