ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly.
That's more than your friends manage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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