ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up.
Eleven kilometres later you'd caught three pigeons, a cold and a physio waiting list that will outlive the app.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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