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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair.
You sit on it like a frog. The chair has given up on you too.
— Zack, unqualified
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- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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