ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The weekend is two days long.
Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're paid for one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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