ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Children are a blessing.
They're also why the remote is in the bin and your savings are in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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