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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years.
He has, however, given out about forty.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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