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You call yourself "a bit of a foodie".
You've ordered the same chicken 64 times this year. The driver knows your dog's name.
— Zack, unqualified
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- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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