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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer".
You've been abroad once, and you still talk about the airport.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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