ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The award show ran four hours.
The only winner was the advert break.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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