ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway.
Written down first, so the guilt has paperwork.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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