ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
True love is choosing the same person every day.
They're choosing, daily, whether to mention your chewing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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