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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION SATURDAY, 17 SEPTEMBER 1983
You went "no contact" with your ex.
You still check their Spotify. They're listening to the same sad songs. About a different person.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
  2. Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
  3. They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
  4. Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
  5. There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
  6. You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
  7. A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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