ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The in-office lunch is optional.
The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is writing down who didn't come. Then who did, but looked replaceable.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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