ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They say sweat is weakness leaving the body.
Yours has decided to stay.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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