ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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