ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your banking app pauses slightly before opening.
It's deciding how to tell you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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