ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Inside every older person is a younger person.
The younger person is furious about the knees.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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