ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your soft launch was a hand in a photo.
The hard launch never came. The hand has since soft-launched someone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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