ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You are a valued member of the team.
So was the last person in your chair. Nobody knows where she went.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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