ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house.
Nothing will. Have the coffee.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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