ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Remember when you stayed up late on purpose?
Now you're up at 3am because your knee filed a complaint.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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