ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
When life gives you lemons,
it sends the invoice later. With interest.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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