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— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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