ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your back now goes out when you sneeze.
It goes out more than you do.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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