ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You wanted a mini-me.
You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost to you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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