ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year.
Nobody noticed you were gone.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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