ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every great company started in a garage.
Yours will end there too. The car's been living outside since launch.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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